A Letter to the Terrorists!

Dear Mr. Terrorist!

It gave me immense pride to see 10 of your brothers, probably just 25 years old or less, do what they did in the bustling city of Mumbai! So young! and yet so strong and motivated! And what passion! I must say, it is very rarely that one gets to se such passion in todays youth!
Im sorry to hear that you could not achieve your target of blowing up the Taj and of slaying 5000 people, unfortunately i think you did a mistake of underestimating the fact that we have outfits like the NSG and MARCOS also, other than just Mumbai Police to fight you guys!
I just have a few requests for you - and trust me, these will benefit us as well as you guys and your so called goals!

1. Next time when you plan something like this, please make sure that at least 90% of the people killed are Indian politicians and Beaurocrats - the rest 10% could be all the fat assed, pot bellied and corrupt police officers. Trust me, this will shake the world more than you killing say a 100 innocent people. Try it, say tomorrow you were to kill LK Advani, Mulayam Singh and Laloo Prasad together, you really dont know how shaken this country would be, if not the entire world.
When you kill innocents, it is news for just a few days, the investigations go on for decades, and in a few weeks everybody forgets what even happened - unfortunately, thats the way we are - but if you were to do as i told you above, it will be remembered for ages. (This applies more so if you were to kill say the prime minister)
How would this benefit us? Well, as Indians, we too are also sick of these old and dumb politicians, who take 5 minutes just to start speaking a speech (and five minutes interval after every sentence spoken). They do not realize that they have a job to do - for the people of the country, and not for themselves - and if we were to get rid of these old hags, we could get some fresh young blood into the political system (which hopefully unlike the latest breed of the Gandhis, would understand that THIS IS A JOB! - and not a PR mission) . This fresh blood would hopefully one day bomb the shit out of our so-called-neighbour (if you know what i mean), and that would be it. No war, no tension on the border, Nothing. And that would mean no reason for you to fight and kill anybody else, and also at the same time no need for young people like you to get killed!

2. I would recommend all of you go and attend proper Koran classes at a university or something (considering you guys can read or write as well as you can fire a weapon) - Because somehow i feel your understanding of Islam is very different from the rest of the world. Or better still, why dont you guys sit down with some of the prominent Islamic & Koran teachers and have a debate on what actually the Koran says. Because the regular public (i.e., the Non-Muslims) get quite confused - as they hear something else about Islam, but have been seeing something totally different. So, just end this debate once and for all.

It would be great Mr. Terrorist if you could take the above points into consideration!. It would really help your cause and ours too. And trust me, politicians in India are not that difficult to target - whenever you see a road being closed (because of a MLA or MP going through) - just look out for a contingent of ambassadors and contessas going thru that, and then all it would take is one or two rockets or missiles (which im sure you guys have enough of) - and considering you guys could so coolly figure out and manage the latest attacks at Taj and Oberois, im sure this would not be too difficult a task, logistically. And bam! - one idiot less for you and for us to think about!

So Mr. Terrorist, hope you get into some action soon, and relieve us of all this shit happening.

Warm Regards

A believer

PS: And while youre at it, just put one in your head as well - would give you a taste of what a lot of people went through recently.